Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
I got this wedding to go to in Alberta this summer. I'm going to go out to my local thrift store & look for a Johnny Carson jacket.
Boring straight white male.
#DoctorWho • #skeptic • #Eurovision • #old 👴
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
I got this wedding to go to in Alberta this summer. I'm going to go out to my local thrift store & look for a Johnny Carson jacket.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
I mean, #Pennsylvania, we don't really like the Keystone flag. Do we?
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
I have an idea for a better #Pennsylvania flag. Should I work on it & share it?
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
I've lost like 30 pounds in the last 6 months. Can we put more holes in belts?
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
My local mega theater is showing the 1930 version of All Quiet on the Western Front this Thursday. Who is going with me?
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
BTW, you are not allow to say they phrase "Psycho Killer" without, perhaps under your breathe, saying: Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Person at work: I'm writing a grant, I need the price of 2 NVIDIA H100 cards!
Me: Erm, $50K?
Paw: 😮💨
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Sure, using #firefox #pip feature you are able to have the full image of the video & the closed caption in a different window. Why is this not available everywhere? Like watching a #DVD on #VLC?
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Up to S1E4 of #TwinPeaks, this is nothing but a comedy on the order of #NorthernExposure. There is nothing series going on.
I'm not saying it not enjoyable, There is a new joke every minute. It's not deep, it funny fake deep. It has cracked me up multiple times.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Non-UK #DoctorWho fans are going to have to wait until #Disney shows The War Between the Land and the Sea to see the new missing episodes.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
I often go outside & think I'm having a stroke because I smell burnt toast. But then realize it's just my neighbor who only heats his house by burning wood.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Ok, S1E2 & S1E3 of #TwinPeaks, #Kojak will continue after I finish, or my #library makes me return it.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Got #TwinPeaks from my local #library. So, International version on Original? Log lady intro? Y/N?
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
I think I saw a carpenter bee today. I hope it knows there is still freezing weather in the forecast.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
I remember when gas companies made a big deal that they had to replace all the pumps at the gas stations as they could only do prices up to ¢99 a gallon.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
It's like 70℉ out, that's enough summer. Bring back the snow.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
@gary_alderson@infosec.exchange
@elfin@mstdn.social is still a spring chicken! I was born in the 1960s.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Thinking about punch the monkey. He needs a judy.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town gets the 2026 award for best retoots.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
I mean, if I start giving people awards, in a few years they will be important.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Listening to a #podcast about the Bronze Age Collapse. I think my spouse doesn't appreciates it.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Was watching this stream on #Twitch, & when it ended they didn't raid anybody. I'm so confused.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Is there a game where we can say something & we try to find the other person an a different social media? I think I'm easy, but you?
Olly olly oxen free
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Dig we must - for growing New York.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴
Dude, #YT videos totally put audio clues implying you got messages. But then you don't.
Boring straight white male. # DoctorWho • # skeptic • # Eurovision • # old 👴